The Cult Manifesto
The following statements are to be recited, misinterpreted, or ignored at will.
All members are encouraged to internalize the spirit of the text, then immediately do something that contradicts it.
Failure to comply is expected.
Promotion is random.
Enlightenment is unlikely.
Official Cult Grappling Doctrine 001
We do not bow.
We do not clap.
We do not chant “OSS.”
We do not ask permission to roll.
We do not worship black belts.
We do not believe in sacred lineage.
We choke myths.
We pass guard on dogma.
We tap loudly — and without shame.
We are not here for legacy.
We are here for friction, sweat, and revelation.
We are here for each other.
You won’t find us on the podium.
You’ll find us in the shadows —
laughing, bleeding, learning.
We are the counter-narrative.
The cult that calls bullshit.
The heretics of the mat.
Join us, or don’t.
But don’t act like you weren’t warned.
